This site is optimized for, and is best viewed with.... a shot of tequila.

Any similarity between the characters or entities portrayed herein and any person or entity, living or dead, just goes to show that I am not the only one this screwed up.

This site was created without the use of Chinese prison labor.

No Animals were harmed during the production of the content of this site. The post-production party.... now that's a different story

Everything on this site is copyrighted...especially the stuff I stole, so watch out !!

It is possible that you will achieve greater financial success after becoming a Friend of Stan...if this were to take place...don't forget who your buddy is !